First day at college today! Let’s hope I enjoy childcare more than I like health care!

spork:

tismethepadfoots:

It’s all fun and games until someone gets a spork through their heart

teehee

thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"

bbcmolly:

mayhemiia:

I just want to reblog this eVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING IN EXISTENCE

With all the applications I’ve filled out and the number of CVs I’ve sent out if I don’t get at least an interview I’ll go nuts!

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dan-and-his-hormones:

Goals for 2k14: 90s teen movie insults.

dan-and-his-hormones:

Goals for 2k14: 90s teen movie insults.

seaworlcl:

IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD

MY GREAT AUNT FRIENDED SOMEONE WITH THE SMAE NAME AS ME ON FACEBOOK THINKING IT WAS ME 

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the girld idnt even question it ic ant breathe 

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”